root@jumpbox:~# ./memory-leak.sh
[WRN] Memory Leak Detected
[NFO] Initializing neural interface...
[NFO] Establishing synaptic link...
[WRN] Inconsistent schema detected in short-term memory
[NFO] Exploiting memory leak in executive function protocols...
[NFO] Creating synaptic index...
[NFO] Extracting metadata...
[NFO] Stored in ~/about.txt
[NFO] Archiving procedural knowledge: 12 files queued...
[NFO] Extracting latent opinions...
[WRN] Permission denied: /root/subconscious/
[NFO] Committing to external storage...
[NFO] Stored in ~/blog/
[ERR] Backup incomplete
[ERR] Meatware incompatible with current firmware version
root@jumpbox:~# ls
blog archive about.txt
root@jumpbox:~# cat about.txt
## Intro
Welcome to my blog! I (m-nelly) am mostly using this as a space to share knowledge I have gained through personal projects, work, and other life experiences. Most of my posts will be technical in nature. Hopefully you can extract some value from these posts as my memories are leaked onto the internet. Thank you for reading, and hack the planet!